Memes! 'Cause I tend to do ALOT of random, pointless things when I'm trying to put work off WANT US TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. XD *GETS BRICKED* ..NO, REALLY. ♥

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( 5 questions )

I'm back! Hope everyone's well, because I'm just dying to jump back into LJ and all the Dong Banging I've missed on hiatus. :D Oh, and I passed my driving test yesterday! Yay! *does happy dance*

Also, here's the first chapter to my first fic ever.. Dedicated to my f-list, for being really awesome people.. I've missed you guys! ♥

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Title: Wearing The Pants
Pairing: JaeHo, possible YooSuMin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, extensive mention of boxers
Word Count: ~1000
Disclaimer: The Dong Bang boys own themselves, and all their resultant smex.
Summary: A story about who wears the pants in the relationship, JaeHo. Literally.
A/N: This’ my first fic ever, so comments and concrit would be lovely. Friending is most welcome too. :) Unbeta-ed, so any mistakes are my own. Inspired by the infamous Boxer!Jae pic, and Jae’s comment during the Gayo interviews that “pants are but accessories”. Utter crack at the moment because that’s what I do best XD but I do plan to bring in some UST/romance as the story builds. Enjoy! <3

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( Chapter 1 )

ASDFJKLSDFHJSKAL. *________________________________*

SO THIS JUST HAPPENS TO BE EXACTLY WHAT I'VE PERVED ABOUT WITH SOME OF YOU. FOR INSTANCE, WE HAVE THE DONG BANGERS ADMITTING TO GOING AT IT IN CARS [THEIR SPECIAL ONE, OF COURSE], DRESSING ROOMS AND YES, BACKSTAGE. *FLAILS*

..Okay, so the subs are totally fictional and were made up by brilliantly pervy fangirls.

( BUT STILL. 8DDD )

( RL schedule )

WHY WE SHOULD NOT BECOME TEACHERS -->



( More under the cut! )

( AND WHY I LOVE ANIMALS )

Inspired by the awesome kakkobean, here's a l'il activity to keep ourselves entertained over Labour Day tomorrow :D Yup, it's so not true that I was just being random and wanted to spam you guys XD

I'm sure we're familiar with the acronyms DBSG, DBSK, TVXQ and TVFXQ.. but what do they really mean? Here are some suggestions -

( Make some suggestions of your own :D )

On a small RL note, the law interview [last friday] and written test [yesterday] are finally over! :D Now, I'm just concentrating on learning how to drive - excluding tomorrow, I've got TWO 100 MINUTE driving lessons EVERYDAY till this Friday. SO BEWARE ALL YOU ROAD DIVIDERS AND CURBS AND MISCELLANEOUS RUN-DOWNABLE OBJECTS [PEOPLE ESPECIALLY]. XDDD

Meh, so this LJ finally loses it's RL virginity >.>

( real life -.- )

..And to make up for all that crap above, I present more Yoosu icons! ♥ Aha you know I. just. can't. resist. them. 8DDD

( YOOSU~ )

OMFG I SWEAR THIS MAN MAKES ME LOVE HIM MORE EACH DAY. ♥

Now that we have Chun as Goldilocks, all we need is Su as the Big Bad Wolf to come sweep him off his feet.. Then again, I probably have my fairytales mixed up.

But that's okay, because we could just have Ho as Papa Bear, Jae as Mama Bear and Min as Baby Bear join in. Then, we'd have a great big Dong Banging happily ever after in the Dong Banging Car happy love cottage in the woods.

And you know that's how all your fairytales should really end.

So I was *cough* inspired by the 64 COMMENTS LONG COMMENT SPAM between mikomi_tears, machine_of_july and I in the previous post :DDD Major glompage to the both of you for YooSu pr0n, smexy Chun spam and fangirly spazzy goodness in general! ♥ ♥ ♥



As usual, credit if using and spreading the Yoosu perv lurve xD

Perhaps, icons featuring DONG BANGING and our DBSK Car Pr0n business will surface soon? *hinthintnudgenudge* 8DDD

LOL we should start a new spamming thread soon 'cause our original one is totally about to explode from bottled fangirl energy.. exploding with a BANG at that *gets shot for lameness* xDD

CRACK ALERT. XD

Abundant YooSu touching, a smattering of JaeHo, and my theories about DBSK and their special car *coughhackwheeze* xDDD Very screencap-intensive as usual [just the way I like it =x]

[ETA - Get the vid here ^ ^ Thanks to tropcia for pointing out the wrong link earlier <3]

( DBSK and their car *cough* )

( YooSu Hand!Porn icons 8DDD )

T'is be my first time making wallpapers, so I'm kinda nervous what you guys will think ^ ^; No cookies for guessing which couple's featured 'cause i'm predictable like that xDDD

( Because they're just such sweethearts. ♥ )

Comments would be lovely. <33

i'm slowly picking up photo manipulation, so what better pix to experiment on than jaeho ones? xDDD

just two since i'm still learning, but it's fluff and crack all the same (the best combination! ♥)

( jaeho <3 )

and if you're interested, i made winamp skins of some of the edits too ^ ^

yo ho sorry for seemingly falling off the face of this earth.. do people actually remember who i am? ^ ^; t'is be your friendly neighbourhood winamp skin and crack xDD provider back with some skins. AND i finally got my hands on a better skinning program, so less buttons obstructing dong bang hotness :D

( ♥ )

( *cough* i'm also slowly picking up the art of photo manipulation.. >DDDD )

as always, friending and comments are most welcome. ♥ also, if there're any pix you'd like me to help you skin, do feel free to share them ^ ^

you know that you're hooked on your comp desperate when you start using the heated base of your laptop as a pseudo-hot water bottle to ease those stupid. monthly. cramps.

ARG, STUPID UTERUS. STOP YOUR STUPID SPASMING AND BEHAVE. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:<

i'm having difficulty deciding between whether i want to roll around on my bed or hit something. and because i'm obsessive good at finding distractions, i decided to COUNT HOW MANY SEXY UHH~'S THERE ARE IN CHOOSEY LOVER -R. YAMAKI'S GROOVE MIX-.

d'you know how many there are? - TEN.

now we know how hard ho and chun have been training jae and su in order to get the perfect UHHHH~ 8DDDDDDDDDD

and min? he was probably the one doing the live recordings *pets his tech-savvy pretty head* ♥

( random pic of the day )

um, anyone has anything to distract me from the PAIN? like crack? or pr0n? *whimpers*

i'm back! :DDDD i actually got back on thur night, but wading through The Backlog has kept me pretty busy :P i'm not technically done (especially since the majority of my flist comprises fic comms) but i've decided to give up preserve what brain cells i have left -.- i'll try to get me bum moving and start replying lj comments, but it'll take some time ._.

so how's everyone? :DDDDDDDDD i'm dl-ing the Five In Black album now! gods, i can't wait to get my hands on the real thing but this will have to tide me over for now :( ..i sound like a drug addict. xDDD

( and the things i do for my daily BL fix.. )

okay, enough ranting. it's great to be back :D

and because i see the most random things, i present -



it was posted over at jaeho_yongwonhi for domestic!jaehoness.

..BUT ALL I SAW WAS THE CHUN SEX FACE *FACEPALM*

XDDDDDDDD

the dong bang boys are just too cute when it comes to confessing their love to one another ♥

..so maybe i'm taking this out of context, but they definitely revealed alot in this short clip on which DBSK member they would date if they were girls.

..i have selective reading and hearing. you have a problem with that? *cough*

( love all around.. )

with this, i say a short farewell to everyone - i'll be in melbourne, on holiday from tomorrow night till next thursday. :D

..i'll be missing DBSK like crazy though DDDD: not forgetting how wading through the massive backlog of lj stuff when i get back will probably cause permanent brain damage of sorts =/ oh well, take care everyone! ♥

t'is be more crack, because my brain is a crackpot like that xDD

( someone's having fun.. xDD )

well, since this' my first time posting in this lj, here's a big welcome to all my new lj friends :DDDD without further ado, t'is be my take on what is really going on in choosey lover..

pure crack and screencap-intensive.. don't flame me if you don't like the idea of jaeho, yoosu and MINSHADES min just keeps getting the most awesome pairings xDDDD

( on to the crack xDDD )